BREAKING NEWS: The Official MICROKINI REPORT of 2023

BREAKING NEWS: The Official MICROKINI REPORT of 2023

Hey Gorgeous!

Back in February, we held a poll asking y'all ALL ABOUT MICROKINIS!

154 of You let us know what you LOVED and what you’d CHANGE about them. 

We have analyzed all the data in the results, and used your input to make decisions about the fan favorite, the all time best seller- the MICROKINI!

We appreciate your input, and have written up 

THE OFFICIAL MICROKINI REPORT of 2023 

When asked:

DO YOU PREFER REGULAR OR TIEABLE MICROKINIS?


The closeness of the poll didn’t clarify much for us, so we had to dig deeper into what exactly you liked and disliked about them. 

WOULD YOU PREFER THAT ALL MICROKINIS HAVE TIEABLE TOPS?


A RESOUNDING yes on this, with many of you commenting that you often have to tie the regular micros anyway to be your size. 

 WOULD YOU LIKE MICROKINI THONGS TO COME NOT TIED OFF, SO YOU CAN TIE THEM EXACTLY TO SIZE?


A whooping 98% of you chose “No Girl WTF?”, which gave us a chuckle. LOL. As @acheronstyx mentioned “I can’t b bothered with that.” Noted! 

After a deep data analysis we have decided that, *drumroll please*, our Signature microkinis will be TIEABLE MICROS.

We based our decision on the following insights gathered from the poll:

  • The fact that you CAN tie off a tieable micro to your size so it’s NON tieable if you want to, but vice versa is not true (I am making a video about how to tie off elastic and finish it so that it NEVER frays or pops!)
  • Thicker elastic is more durable / better quality 
  • Thicker elastic gives you a “boob lift” / more support
  • The thin elastic on regular micros frays more easily / does not last as long (as @d.e.m.o.n.I.c.u.n.t explained, “thin baby elastic sucks lol”)
  • Like the fully lined tieable micros, feel more supportive and higher quality
  • Like that the long ties on top can be strung through your thong or tied in different ways to create different looks
  • Easier to take off on stage 
  • And, very importantly, HOLDS MONEY better!

According to @baddie.xxs , “I will not EVER purchase a micro kini that isn’t tieable no matter what!”

Some other cute findings:

  • Four of you mentioned that we should make BOTH types of micros in all fabrics. I am flattered that you all think our money is long enough to do this, and it will be, but not right now! Our research & development budget said “now girl hold on” to this suggestion. 
  • For both styles, it was mentioned that the elastic sometimes gets caught in long hair. We unfortunately have no solution for this, as of yet. 

Sunny in a velvet microkini <3 

You may have noticed many microkinis have disappeared from the site! That is because we are preparing for the MICROKINI MADNESS Drop on June 28 (we think, may be a day or so later). 

This HUGE drop of microkinis will feature:

  • Finished Ends so no fraying!
  • Tops & Thongs both Fully Lined!
  • NEW & Fun Elastic Colors! (tieable used to only come with black or white)
  • Stocking HIGHER Quantities so they aren’t always sold out
  • Matching Garters for over a dozen styles!
  • A DOZEN NEW FABRICS, INCLUDING:

We can’t wait to drop these! THANK YOU SO MUCH to all of you who participated in our poll, and the world's sexiest customers for bringing so many microkinis to werk with you! 

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